Dear Bisty,
Your behavior last night was abhorrent. You hit a few too many Cosmopolitans there eh girl? How many times have I told you you can’t hold your liquor like you used to? Those days are gone Bitsy. Your rambling diatribes about the “state of things” nowadays was not only misinformed and naïve, but a bunch of gobblygook. You embarrassed yourself completely.
Thanks! It looks good here! haha